Kira: Who's Kyle?
Lynn: Kyle is someone I'm having an affair with. Val's having an affair with his fat, ugly, stupid friend. I don't know she sees in him.

Val: I only have one level 100 - I'm too lazy to raise more.
Lynn: I HATE IT. THEY WONT GET OFF THEIR ASSES AND GET A JOB. I HAVE TO COME HOME TO TEN KIDS AND I HAVE TO FEED THEM, AND MY GODDAMN POKEMON CANT EVEN FEED THEMSELVES. AND MY HUSBAND, BROCK. HE COMES HOME AND BEATS ME. AND HE ABUSES ME AND...
Val: At... at least it's not as bad as marrying a nine-year-old. He just... Oh God!! HE CAN'T GET IT UP.
Lynn: Well, which would you rather have?! Ten kids or a loose penis?
Val: A - awha?
Lynn: A PENIS THAT JUST FLIES IN THE WIND. IT'S BETTER THAN 10 KIDS.
[man voice] HONEY I'M HOME.
OH GOD!! HERE HE COMES!!
[man] WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DINNER.
I DIDN'T COOK IT!
Val: Oh man, I have this same conversation every night.

Val: How old is your friend?
Lynn: Ten.
Val: Aww! Tell her I'm her best friend.
Lynn: [to kira] VAL SAYS SHE LOVES KYLE. AND SHE HATES CARTMAN SO MUCH THAT SHE WANTS HIM TO GET HIT BY A BUS.
Val: No!!
Lynn: Val, who wears a fuckin fairy dress.
Val: So he's a crossdresser...
Lynn: C'mon Val, he doesnt have eyes for you. Can't you see he loves Butters.

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