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~hoek-van-hel:iconhoek-van-hel:

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  • Deviant since Mar 29, 2004, 12:43 AM
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I LOVE LITTLE BOYS FANCLUB

Journal Entry: Fri Feb 25, 2005, 1:20 PM
Kira: Who's Kyle?
Lynn: Kyle is someone I'm having an affair with. Val's having an affair with his fat, ugly, stupid friend. I don't know she sees in him.

Val: I only have one level 100 - I'm too lazy to raise more.
Lynn: I HATE IT. THEY WONT GET OFF THEIR ASSES AND GET A JOB. I HAVE TO COME HOME TO TEN KIDS AND I HAVE TO FEED THEM, AND MY GODDAMN POKEMON CANT EVEN FEED THEMSELVES. AND MY HUSBAND, BROCK. HE COMES HOME AND BEATS ME. AND HE ABUSES ME AND...
Val: At... at least it's not as bad as marrying a nine-year-old. He just... Oh God!! HE CAN'T GET IT UP.
Lynn: Well, which would you rather have?! Ten kids or a loose penis?
Val: A - awha?
Lynn: A PENIS THAT JUST FLIES IN THE WIND. IT'S BETTER THAN 10 KIDS.
[man voice] HONEY I'M HOME.
OH GOD!! HERE HE COMES!!
[man] WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DINNER.
I DIDN'T COOK IT!
Val: Oh man, I have this same conversation every night.

Val: How old is your friend?
Lynn: Ten.
Val: Aww! Tell her I'm her best friend.
Lynn: [to kira] VAL SAYS SHE LOVES KYLE. AND SHE HATES CARTMAN SO MUCH THAT SHE WANTS HIM TO GET HIT BY A BUS.
Val: No!!
Lynn: Val, who wears a fuckin fairy dress.
Val: So he's a crossdresser...
Lynn: C'mon Val, he doesnt have eyes for you. Can't you see he loves Butters.

ABOVE WAS PART OF THE TWISTED CONVERSATION THAT YOU CAN EXPERIENCE IN THE "WE LOVE LITTLE BOYS FANCLUB."

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 13
  • Current Residence: Up your ass.
  • Interests: Dounuts 'n potatoes
  • Favourite movie: Blade (1st)
  • Favourite band or musician: Linkin Park
  • Favourite genre of music: Any
  • Favourite artist: You, you beautiful thing. *strokes your face*
  • Favourite poet or writer: Torey Hayden
  • Favourite style or digital art: The kind that PEOPLE DON"T STEAL! YESH YOU BITCHISH, I MEAN YOU!
  • Operating System: XP (The dead fish)
  • MP3 player of choice: Dounut
  • Shell of choice: Potatoe
  • Skin of choice: Michel Jackson! Ooow!
  • Favourite game: TS2
  • Favourite gaming platform: Compy
  • Favourite cartoon character: Shia! *glomps*
  • Personal Quote: I bet I'm not teh only person on dev who hits random letters for keywords. =P
  • Tools of the Trade: Tablet. McDonalds isn't healty!!!!!!!!!! BURN I SAY!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Devious Comments

*CaptainSpaz:iconCaptainSpaz: Aug 5, 2005, 9:01:19 AM
Come baaaaaaack

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:ahoy: The Captain Spaz: Looting your ships and raping your women since September of '03.

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~Lain2005:iconLain2005: Mar 1, 2005, 7:20:56 AM
WAHOO! Thanx for the watch!!:glomp:

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You know you've went insane, when-
Someone tells you, "I'm sorry, my friend, but you have NO medula oblongata whatsoever..":orange:
*Riokri:iconRiokri: Feb 28, 2005, 2:51:20 PM
Thanks for the watch ^^ Much appreciated :3

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Dyslexic Devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa
~bvhj:iconbvhj: Feb 26, 2005, 9:32:32 AM
HAPPY BIRTHD----Thanks for the watch >_<

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Yo
~bacardibabe88:iconbacardibabe88: Feb 26, 2005, 7:28:17 AM
Thankies for the watch :thanks: Your gallery is cool... must watch back :nod:

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Why's the rum always gone? :ahoy:
~atryl:iconatryl: Feb 25, 2005, 2:21:56 PM
You are young. but you are good artist. Keep drawing ;)

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:halfliquid: See? It's my Beholder!:halfliquid:
~Abydell:iconAbydell: Feb 25, 2005, 1:45:35 PM
Thanks for the friend! :w00t!:
~Washu-chan323:iconWashu-chan323: Feb 25, 2005, 1:30:59 PM
thanx for the watch

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"will you catch me when i fall? will you wipe my tears away? will you love me if i love you back?" -Rina (me)
~DePiCt1oN:iconDePiCt1oN: Feb 25, 2005, 1:24:37 PM
Thanks for the :+devwatch: I appreciate it :D

Laters,
+DPC

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$-----DePiCt1oN----->How do you see it...?
If you get a chance please look at my :gallery: thanks!

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~TipsyMcBoozerton:iconTipsyMcBoozerton: Feb 25, 2005, 1:23:30 PM
Hell-o new person :wave: Thanks for the :+devwatch:

Now, let me watch you now :D

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Lenny: Some party Homer.
Homer: Oh shut up netface
Lenny: Hey you're in the net too-
Homer: I said, Shut up! Netface!
~Naiefae:iconNaiefae: Dec 10, 2004, 7:47:57 AM
:blushes: Thanks

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"He who expects nothing, shall never be disappointed..."
~hoek-van-hel:iconhoek-van-hel: Dec 9, 2004, 8:36:21 PM
Ofcourse! I mean, ur ponie are liek........ god man, GOOOODDDD!

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Ooo! Taboo! Go moo! =p
~Naiefae:iconNaiefae: Dec 8, 2004, 7:57:06 AM
:thanks: thankyou for the fav =D

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"He who expects nothing, shall never be disappointed..."
~Polarskys:iconPolarskys: Nov 15, 2004, 2:35:22 PM
Thankyou for the fav. :hump:
~aimerzJD:iconaimerzJD: Oct 20, 2004, 1:12:56 PM
Thanks for the fav :hug:

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Boo.
~Guroobi:iconGuroobi: Aug 10, 2004, 6:56:40 AM
mwheee~ thanks for fav! ^w^ :hug:

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*this space for rent*
~ARICHU1:iconARICHU1: Aug 6, 2004, 6:48:05 PM
O.o;;;; ok i can't speel eather sooo i don't no XD ^^;

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"my mommy saids that i'm a masochist" ~meh
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"Films, Anime, & Comic books are the only reason worth living.." ~ M dot Strange
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Ryoji Kaji: So, can I buy you a drink? Cup o' tea?
Shinji Ikari: Kaji, I'm a boy.
~Neon Gensis Evangelion
~hoek-van-hel:iconhoek-van-hel: Aug 5, 2004, 2:20:25 AM
Like hi. XP *seishers* (Ha. I simply cannot fucking spell XD)

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Ooo! Taboo! Go moo! =p
~hoek-van-hel:iconhoek-van-hel: Jul 14, 2004, 6:09:41 PM
No. Ish angle of hell. I spelt angel wrong. lol

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Ooo! Taboo! Go moo! =p
~ARICHU1:iconARICHU1: Jul 14, 2004, 6:08:28 PM
hi-ya ^^

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"my mommy saids that i'm a masochist" ~meh
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"Films, Anime, & Comic books are the only reason worth living.." ~ M dot Strange
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Ryoji Kaji: So, can I buy you a drink? Cup o' tea?
Shinji Ikari: Kaji, I'm a boy.
~Neon Gensis Evangelion
~lowena:iconlowena: Jul 2, 2004, 4:37:53 AM
no , the words ar correct but the complete name is strange lol :p
in english it is corner of hell or somthing :p
~hoek-van-hel:iconhoek-van-hel: Jul 1, 2004, 9:10:04 PM
Eeeeeppp!!!!! No I do not. I used a traslotor for my name, and I shall not tell it to anyone! FWAHAHAHA!!!!!! >3 (I probley spelt it wrong too.) XP

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Ooo! Taboo! Go moo! =p
~lowena:iconlowena: Jul 1, 2004, 4:29:53 AM
Hi .. do you speak dutch ?
because your name is dutch :p

xxx
lowena
~hroku:iconhroku: Apr 24, 2004, 12:51:58 PM
Thanks for the fave! ^^
~hroku:iconhroku: Apr 23, 2004, 7:43:26 PM
A friend of segiesue ish a friend of mine! Nice :gallery: ^^!
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